WANTED: Recipes for raven...prepared in any manner...cooked, boiled, charbroiled, skewered, stewed, roasted...really any way to prepare a raven would be fine. Please write back to Torgrim the Cold.
WANTED: Lackey...preferably someone who can carry things and constantly reply "I can carry your gold master" in a weaselly whiny voice. Send all inquiries to Fritjof Maddox III.
WANTED: Any magical golem manageable in size but able to ward off attacks to my familiar (which is a raven). Please send golem's previous experience to Aleron Adept of Pholtus, c/o the Council of Nin.
MISSING: Three carrion crawlers...last seen near a Pholtus chapel in the woods. Please do not go near if you see them, immediately contact Lord Byron.
MISSING: Vicious looking dog...last seen floating in an elemental plane near a man with scary red eyes in about...please feed if you see him...the dog, not the man.
All messages recorded by the bard Gerblatz the Rambler. Please make sure all postings have correct information, we will not reprint mistakes...misspellings are ok since half our readers can't read common anyway.
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Missing: Brother last seen in Hell Furnances. He is distingushable by his purplish skin, four tentacles and his appetite for fresh brains. No need to contact me directly, just focus you thoughts on where he can be found and I'll do the rest.
Daryth
WANTED: Test subjects that are willing to step into magical pools. Results may vary and include hair turning gray or possible loss of ye olde reproductive organs. All interested parties contact Drawmij the Magic-User.
WANTED: Deck of Many Things - Looking to replace magic item. WE did not enjoy facing death, but we liked the 4th level fighter. We lost ours and would like a new one. Please contact the Order of the Holy Light.
WANTED: Replacement mace. Need not be as good as Mace of St. Cuthbert but must be more durable. Please contact Eppe of the Order of the Holy Light.
WANTED: Two tickets off of Greyhawk, destination anywhere. We want off this crappy planet. Please contact Gloth or Lothar. Use small words and short sentences.
WANTED: Assassin, works secretly and guaruntees a job done. Target is Torgrim the Cold, please contact Dendo Khann (ie the lean mean fightin monk) for details.
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