PERSONALS: SWFG (single white female goddess) seeks SSM (single stupid men...monks very appropriate) who are looking for a dark haired, scantily clad woman cold of heart. Must be able to endure intense pain. Please send correspondence to Loviatar, the Maiden of Hurt.
MISSING: Recently lost a large gem. The gem is about the size of a small bird, is dark red, and looks like it's on fire. If you see it don't touch. Your arms may turn into swords (not real swords). Please contact Turbitz Bizmark.
WANTED: Need assistance for dungeon keep. Must be willing to work underground, very deep underground. Preferred experience in birthing tentacle creatures from spawning pool. Please contact Cain.
WANTED: Bar wench. For Gold Dragon Inn. We need like...d20.
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WANTED: Ogre slaying knife that is +8 against ogres. While you're at it, we would also like to get some Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Please contact the Dead Alewives.
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